Friday, January 20, 2012

Mickey Mouse President Plans Mickey Mouse Economy



America's Mickey-Mouse President Barack Obama today visited Disneyland to laud its cartoon characters as a model for the country's future economic growth. "All those people without jobs, especially those from the oil and gas industries, should stop grousing and instead don funny looking hats and costumes and parade in the streets," Obama said, "The goofy costumes and cut-up antics will attract rich foreigners to the country to take their pictures with Japanese digital cameras, and hey they might even tip them a couple extra bucks for really goofy shots, which will, combined with the food stamps we are handing out at a record rate, help build America's future as a respected world leader."


Obama also used the visit to consult with his top economic advisors, Mickey and Minnie Mouse.



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