Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Airship Barack Hussein Crashes and Burns in New Jersey

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TREMENDOUS DISASTER!

HOT AIR DIRIGIBLE BARACK-HUSSEIN CRASHES AND BURNS IN NEW JERSEY

TWO US GOVERNORS FEARED LOST!
ALONG WITH OTHER OFFICIALS

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hotairship barack hussein disaster
(11/4/2009 - Trenton) Today stunned spectators could only gasp in horror as the hotairship the "Barack-Hussein", pride of the DNC hotair Dirigible fleet, crashed and burned on election day, leaving both the New Jersey and Virginia governorships a complete loss.

The ultra-modern "Barack-Hussein" has been billed as a scientifically advanced, ultra-smart, crash-proof and infallible conveyance to electoral victory. But on attempting to dock today in Trenton the Barack-Hussein instead burst into flame and collapsed, leaving the New Jersey Governorship in the hands of those rascally Republicans again.

Today DNC scientists were left to search through the rubble for clues to the mystery of how their super-duper, "post-partisan", "New Politics", Lying-Butt, crap-machine-on-wheels Wonder-Boy could possibly not have been completely believed or trusted by the voters, as he recommended the unpopular, corruption-linked and freespending Jon Corzine for reelection as NJ Governor.

Despite this mysterious crash, DNC political experts hastened to assure the public that their remaining fleet of hotair political Dirigibles are completely safe, and will continue to operate on a full schedule.

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