Sunday, June 28, 2009

Free Anti-Obama Posters

I now have a selection of Free Posters available for download in sizes up to 23" x 35" -- also T-Shirts for sale -- check them out at:

FizzDesigns.com

FizzDesigns.com


Monday, June 15, 2009

Here Comes Obamacare

The Horror of Obamacare Nationalized Health ServiceHere comes something new for our Congressional geniuses to screw up - only now its not just our wallets on the line, its our lives. Yipee!

Why is it that I suspect any "hard decisions" made about American's health care will be the ones that are hard for people who need treatment, not hard for trial lawyers, unions or other special interest groups? These "hard decisions" will certainly include more government insolvency, and more taxes.

More inventive Obamacare posters can be seen here, and here, and here.

Friday, June 12, 2009

"Fraudsters Eye Huge Stimulus Pie"

Pelosi Reid Barack Murtha Eyeing Pork PieWell, I guess this is news to some people, today it was reported that "Fraudsters Eye Huge Stimulus Pie".

How long before they haul Jack Murtha in?

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Obama Wags Finger at Naughty, Naughty Congress

Today an enraged Barack Obama repeatedly wagged his finger at Congressional leaders, taxing them with being "naughty, naughty congressmen" and demanding that they cease their free-spending ways. "Naughty, naughty Congress," said Obama, "you must stop running up deficits of the people's money. ...Where did you EVER get the idea?" In a later news conference, Obama repeated the theme, stating "I am SHOCKED, SHOCKED, to find deficit spending going on here."

Central to the administration's plan for dealing with the newly-discovered problem is a white-magic spell pronounced "Pay-go". According to administration economist Ijust Maekitup, "The phrase Paygo repeated at regular intervals will save-or-create over 5 trillion dollars of deficit savings over the coming four years." In response to a reporter's timid inquiry as to how the five trillion dollar estimate was derived, Maekitup explained "Our numbers estimate one trillion dollars of savings for each letter in the magic phrase, so Paygo with five letters gives you five trillion," adding that "If more savings are required we might consider going to a longer phrase, such as Abracadabra."

News services plan to adopt this new Obama The Deficit Cutter theme for their lead stories in the coming days. Said one prominent editor, "We were planning a weekend puff piece on the theme, Michelle Obama is Elegant & Cultured, Not Crass, Resentful & Nasty-Looking, but now it will be replaced by Obama The Deficit Cutter, which is clearly more believable."

(courtesy of Parody News Service)

Background: here and here. Thank you, Drudge Report!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The ObamaCard with Unlimited Deficit Spending

Unlimited Deficits with Barack's New Obamacard
Does he think he won a free shopping spree? Doubling the national debt in a few years and throwing some pixie-dust about how it will all go magically away? This is the "spend your way out of debt" method, used by bankrupts the world over.

One reason political hacks like Obama and Congress spend so much is that its all on YOUR dime. The difference is that if it were your college-age child doing this on your credit card you'd know how to stop it.

Several alternative versions of this design are at: http://shop.cafepress.com/wreckovery.

Bullcrapper Obama

Obama the BullcrapperReally now, has a more pathological Liar ever greased their way into the presidency? The endless barrow-loads of sweet-scented horse crap seem to distract many from attempts to convert the US into a banana republic on the old South American model.

Originally this design began as an image spouting the word LIES in various typefaces, but somehow that just didn't express my true feelings on the topic. (Artsy types are a sensitive lot.) You can see some of the other versions on my t-shirts at http://shop.cafepress.com/wreckovery.

The Obama Wreckovery


Webster's dictionary defines "wreckovery" as what Democrats are really saying when you think they are using the word "recovery". Thanks to the policy of Mr. Lying-Butt Obama and his minions, we can be assured that the American economy is well on the way to a full wreckovery.

My first version of this image was created for a logo contest on Michelle Malkin's website. You can view other entertaining logos that people came up with here and here.

This design is a redo of the porkulus "recovery" program logo which your tax dollars probably paid $X million to create (...in an effort to convince you that your tax dollars are being wisely spent). ...In contrast, the official WRECKOVERY logo shown above cost no tax dollars to produce! It did not contribute to the national debt!

This logo is available as a T-Shirt on Cafepress, FizzDesigns.com/tshirts
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