Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Airship Barack Hussein Crashes and Burns in New Jersey

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TREMENDOUS DISASTER!

HOT AIR DIRIGIBLE BARACK-HUSSEIN CRASHES AND BURNS IN NEW JERSEY

TWO US GOVERNORS FEARED LOST!
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hotairship barack hussein disaster
(11/4/2009 - Trenton) Today stunned spectators could only gasp in horror as the hotairship the "Barack-Hussein", pride of the DNC hotair Dirigible fleet, crashed and burned on election day, leaving both the New Jersey and Virginia governorships a complete loss.

The ultra-modern "Barack-Hussein" has been billed as a scientifically advanced, ultra-smart, crash-proof and infallible conveyance to electoral victory. But on attempting to dock today in Trenton the Barack-Hussein instead burst into flame and collapsed, leaving the New Jersey Governorship in the hands of those rascally Republicans again.

Today DNC scientists were left to search through the rubble for clues to the mystery of how their super-duper, "post-partisan", "New Politics", Lying-Butt, crap-machine-on-wheels Wonder-Boy could possibly not have been completely believed or trusted by the voters, as he recommended the unpopular, corruption-linked and freespending Jon Corzine for reelection as NJ Governor.

Despite this mysterious crash, DNC political experts hastened to assure the public that their remaining fleet of hotair political Dirigibles are completely safe, and will continue to operate on a full schedule.

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Friday, October 9, 2009

Nobel Lies Committee Awards Peace Prize to Barack Obama

!!! FizzDesigns Breaking News... !!!

Nobel Lies Committee Gives Peace Award to Barack Obama
Top Honors in Economics go to Bernie Madoff


Stockholm, EU:
Sometime U.S. President and well-known entertainment personality Barack Obama has been granted the Nobel Lies Peace Award for his efforts at promoting World Peace through such venues as late-night television talk shows, prime-time TV infomercials, and a recent long-winded speech at the U.N. Obama will share the stage with fellow American Bernie Madoff who is to receive the Nobel Lies Award in Economics for his efforts at creating money out of thin air and proving that well-spoken people can live without actually doing any work.

....more to follow....

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Obama Departs in Helicopter as Conservatives March on Washington


Yipee! We did it! The protest march on Washington today appears to have been a resounding success,with crowd estimates from the "tens of thousands" into more likely six figures and perhaps over 1 million. I have to say I was suprised (and very happy) to see images of the huge turnout. (Above livecam image from michellemalkin.com):

Barack's Presidential helicopter, carrying him away to another of those interminable canned ObamaCare rallies off someplace, was forced to fly out over the streets now filled with protesting conservatives. Did his mind perhaps wander thoughtfully, Niebuhr-like, to images of other helicopters leaving other cities, with other angry crowds beneath them?

In that vein we would like to offer our own unique footage of the Presidential helicopter preparing for departure (not available from any other news source!):

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Somebody had to Say it: You Lie!

It appears that the growing people's rebellion against political B.S. finally reached the soporific halls of Congress during Obama's health-care speech last night. The Presidential Crap Machine hit a small speed bump when Represenative Joe Wilson of South Carolina could not contain himself during one of the more glaring misrepresentations and shouted

"You Lie!"

While factually correct, this is a breach of etiquette for which Rep. Wilson (unlike the people who used to insult George Bush) has already apologized. However, as fair as I'm concerned, its about time sombody said it! Kudos to you, Rep. Wilson!!! We are as sick of the Wonder Boy's lies as you are.

Representative Joe Wilson of South Caronlina
Why don't some of the other weenies in Congress show this same courage?

For more information on the loopholes allowing illegal aliens to participate in ObamaCare, see here. Republicans tried repeatedly to have these loopholes closed in committee, but were prevented from doing so (hence Mr. Wilson's frustration with Obama's misleading statements, claiming the problem did not exist). Now, since Wilson has drawn national attention to the issue, Congressional Democrats are apparently struggling to close the loopholes, but in a way that doesn't annoy illegal immigration advocates.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Dems Unveil New Secret Weapon in HealthCare Battle...


This hilarious take on Democratic re-use of "the Kennedy legacy" is found on Six Meat Buffet. ("Weekend at Teddy's" - A new release version of Weekend at Bernie's.)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Barack Still Strangely Quiet. Is it Something We Said?

What happened? We don't seem to be seeing the usual stream of mellifluent, diarrhea-like bullshit pouring from the lips of our Con-Artist-in-Chief. News media have been reduced to reporting the croakings of that poisonous Toad, administration spokesman Robert Gibbs.

Apparently Obama has decided to extend his vacation. I guess that's OK, he doesn't have one of the jobs were you really need to show up for work anyway, does he?

Obama's Official Poisonous Toad, Robert Gibbs.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Generalissimo Obama Powerless to control Attorney General

Adding a new layer to his "I'm on vacation" meme, Generalissimo Obama now claims he is powerless to control his recently appointed Attorney General Eric Holder, currently embarking on a judicial fishing expedition against the CIA officers whe dared to interrogate American-murdering terrorists. That'll teach those CIA people. They won't do that again, will they?

Obama of course deplores the actions of his recent appointee. But what is he supposed to do? It will be conforting to know that if in the future his appointees decide to withhold medical treatment from people over 65, or to send teams of SEIU thugs to break up political demonstrations, he deplores those things as well.

Such an empathetic little b*stard, isn't he?

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Dems to Honor Kennedy by renaming Health Plan the "Liberal Dinosaur Act"

His body not yet cold in the grave, Congressional Democrats today discussed the disposition of Ted Kennedy's Senate locker, his parking spot, and notepads and markers found in his desk. Also on the agenda was whether to use Kennedy's memory in promoting the failing and unpopular American Health Wreckovery bill. The suggested plan would rename the bill the "Liberal Dinosaur Health Act" in Kennedy's honor.

Senate Democrats shrugged off objections that no one had ever suggested naming the bill in Kennedy's honor while he was alive, and that Kennedy himself (like most Congressemen) had never read the bill. "The bill clearly embodies the ideals and goals which were dearest and most important to this dear dear man whose last name was KENNEDY" stated one senate Democrat.

Some features of the bill cited as reflecting the ideals of the man whose last name was KENNEDY include:
  • Government rationing of medical care, through bureaucratic decisions not subject to judicial review.
  • Government determination of what consistitutes "acceptable" medical insurance.
  • Displacement of private insurance plans by a government-controlled "public" plan.
  • Government access to private information which it, or some bureaucrat, considers "relevant" to running the plan.
  • Changes to IRS tax code to obtain additional funding for the plan through taxation of "the wealthy".
Media savants, aging Flower-Children, and fans of the History Channel's "Ancient Civilizations" series expressed enthusiasm for the new selling line. However, it remains unclear how many of the voters whose opinions (at least theoretically) are supposed to hold some say in the matter will be swayed by their memories of that bygone era "When Kennedys (and Johnsons) roamed the earth."

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Why is Barack in Hiding? Gee I Wonder.

Suddenly motor-mouth Mr. Cool has vanished from the face of the earth leaving only a whisp of silence behind. Media are instructed to leave him alone and not pass along his whereabouts. Gee I wonder why?

By pure coincidence, this occurrs the Monday after the surprise late Friday announcement of another 2,000 billion dollars in additional deficits in his administration. We remarked on this announcement with some surpise ourselves at the time.

If you happen to see him, tell Barack we'd like to get our 2,000 Billion back. For some reason we seem unable to reach him on the phone, and he's not answering his email either.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

A Sign of Wreckovery - Digging America into a Hole

I couldn't resist adding a further (photoshop) improvement to the Urbana sign shown in yesterday's post.

See if your keen eye can detect the subtle alterations:

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Truth In Government, Urbana Illinois

According to a post on Moonbattery.com, some member of the Conservative Resistance has made interesting use of FizzDesigns FREE downloadable Wreckovery.gov logo (see below). Or did some honest soul print the sign that way? I can't say that I know how the logo got there, but the result seems to be Truth in Government:

Personally, I think its a shame that someone can't staple one of the tax-and-spend Wreckovery logos to the *ss (or other protruding body part) of those who used 80 Million dollars of Wreckovery Act funds to put on sex shows in California.

Also reported here.

2,000 Billion Dollars Down the Toilet, and Hoping We Won't Notice?

It reads like something from Science-Fiction: The Obama administration suddenly discovered late this Friday that they are going to ring up another 2 trillion dollars in deficits (that's 2,000 billion dollars) that had previously gone unnoticed -- by them. That brings the total even by their own lying-*ss estimates up to 9 trillion (9,000 billion) dollars. I suppose they think if they announce this late on a Friday, people will have forgotten by the time the news cycle starts up again on Monday?

This new, larger Black Hole of unmanageable debt actually corresponds to what the Congresssional Budget Office has been estimating all along, but what lying-ass Obama and his goons have tried to deny. If they are finally admitting it now, you can be assured that the reality is even worse.

Wait til our one-party government passes ObamaCare! Then after its done, SURPRISE! they will discover that "due to the bad ecomony / Bush / Global Warming / Conservative Activists " there is another Black Hole of Debt appearing out of nowhere to SURPRISE! them and requiring... NEW TAXES!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 10, 2009

DNC Hires Noted Bigfoot Expert Krugman to Prove Existence of "Astroturf Obamacare Demonstrators"

The Democratic National Committee today announced the hiring of Nobel prize-winning expert Dr. Leroy Krugman to assist them in proving the existence of the "Astroturf Obamacare Demonstrator." This creature, while derided by Republicans as mythological, is believed by orthodox Democrats to be the source of all opposition to recent Health-Care proposals.

Dr. Krugman brings to his task a high reputation among his academic peers in Cryptids research. Recent books by Dr. Krugman proved turning points for liberal-dominated academia, a majority of whom, following Krugman's persuasive arguments, now believe firmly in the existence of Sasquatch (the creature popularly known as "Bigfoot"), Nessie the Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra the Puerto-Rican Goat-Sucker, and silky white Unicorns.

However, so far Krugman's task has not proven an easy one. "The reported chararacteristics of AOD (the Astroturf Obamacare Demonstrator) include a low level of intelligence, a subsistance on bribes from either the RNC or Big Insurance companies, an affection for swastikas, and residency outside the voting district in which it is sighted," explained Krugman. "But while I remain positively convinced of the existence of this creature, and Nancy Pelosi reports sightings after every Town Hall meeting, so far he has eluded capture on film. The purported images of the AOD creature sometimes shown in the media have proven to be either ordinary citizens, left-wing SEIU thugs, or screaming Congressmen."

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Obama as The Joker in LA

Apparently, a new image of Obama as The Joker (as in the psychotic character from Batman) has started mysteriously appearing in Los Angeles. The word "socialism" is printed beneath his mug. This does not appear to be a pro-obama poster.

For more on the story visit the Newsbusters article here.

Why so serious?

Friday, July 31, 2009

The Obama Lie Detector

Cannot resist passing this one along:
The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Obamacare: The New Golem?

While we sleep safely in our warm beds, secure and oblivious in the comfort of our cozy homes, Congressional Democrats labor ceaselessly in a ancient ruined castle atop Capitol Hill. A wolf howls, the gloomy night darkens, storm clouds rage, and bolts of fierce lightening flash through the sky as they struggle with all their genius to create their newest vision...
...ObamaCare!

Bride of Frankenstein: Above is what your health-care looks like after redesign by a congressional committee (with some assistance from their lobbyist/donor friends). Here is another image with the same message:

This flow chart shows the planned entrails, er... organizational structure of our new friend: Government-controlled Health Care. Click here to see the full-size version. Feeling dizzy yet?

"Watch, Igor, as I throw this switch and bring the monster to life!"

Mary Shelly's Frankenstein was a critique of scientific hubris, of the Scientist too blinded by his science and his Pride to realize until it was too late the Horror he was creating. Is FrankenCare (ObamaCare) the same sort of monstrosity, a product of Congressional and Political Hubris, an abomination created by those who thought they knew better, who viewed the voters as beneath them, a force merely to be tricked, bullshat, and coerced into compliance with the wiser vision created by the superior political class? Do they know better? Or are they blinded by their egotism and their pride?

Stop ObamaCare while we still have a chance

Worried about ObamaCare and those "lower premiums" you'll be paying for government-mandated health insurance? Why worry! I'm sure that the drug companies are lobbying for passage of Obamacare -- including up to $150 million spent for TV ads -- because they believe it will reduce their profits! Righto! Even if the drug companies want to turn the program into a new, porker-friendly, government-filled feeding trough, who am I to argue? This is one of the results of passing a bill designed in smoke-filled backrooms by cigar-chomping political hacks with no sense of real responsiblity to those who elected them.

Despite some small glimmers of hope this government-designed monstrosity is still being intended as law. Now is REALLY the time to let our representatives know how we feel, before they pass this Frankenstein's Monster in some midnight session. According to Michelle Malkin, there are new nationwide protests planned for August 22. From the protest site RecessRally.com:
Many of the original groups behind TaxDayTeaParty.com are joining together for the Nationwide Recess Rally. This is a collaborative effort to make it known that we will not stand for socialized, government controlled healthcare.
Check out the many protest venues listed by state on RecessRally.com.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Barack's American Dream: Everybody gets a Handout.

For Barack Obama, the "American Dream" is: Everybody gets a Handout. The American citizen, great or small, black or white or latino, is just a larger version of Oliver Twist, holding his gruel bowl and asking, "Sir, could I have some more, please?"

Somehow this has never been my dream, or the dream of the America I knew. Is this the new America? Time will tell. Perhaps "what we inherited from our fathers we must earn again, if it's to be our own."

The American Dream?

The Founding Fathers beg for some more Gruel

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Modern Bloodletting, or, Dr. Obama Applies Energy Taxes

Here is my take on the new cap-and-trade energy taxes, whose final results will be showing up on our utility bills, and in the prices of anything which energy is used to produce, in the near future:

The Modern Bloodletting --or-- Dr. Obama's Urgent Care Technique:
Economicus: Help, I feel fainter, I am slipping away!
Dr. Obama: Quickly, Cut deeper! We must have more Taxes if we are to save him!

A hat tip to the headline of Louis Woodhill's recent article, Bleeding the Economy Back to Health, although his point seems a different one.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Another of Obama's Friends

Whatever else you can say for Obama, you sure can't say he chooses his friends well. First we had his racist and rather nutty mentor Jeremiah Wright, and his early political guiding light, Bill Ayers, the domestic terrorist. OK, fair enough. Now we find this unpresidential President using a prime-time news conference to defame the Cambridge MA police department for arresting his "friend" Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates. Obama admitted he didn't know the facts of the case, but went on to call the police "stupid" anyway. Yet from the police report it appears that his "friend" Gates was himself the one who acted stupidly, in fact like a stupid racist, interfering with a white police officer dispatched on report of a break-in into Gates home.

I don't know anything else about Gates, so unlike our President I won't jump to conclusions and say that he is a bigotted black racist, but his behavior on this occasion sure don't look too good. Read the full police report here, and make your own judgement. The police officer's response can be found here. Apparently Obama is now trying to provide cover for his own stupidity in making his initial remarks with his usual brand of wheedling backpeddling. Big O now claims that he didn't mean the police were stupid, just that they acted stupidly, or some half-assed bullshit along these lines. However, the point is that from the police report it appears Gates was the one who was out of line, not the cops. Why not spare us innocent parties the racism song-and-dance routine (we've heard it before) and just fess up that your friend acted like a jerk!

Kids, don't act this way at home..

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Famous Obama Poster

Famous Obama Poster BullshitThis is the famous Obama poster from his 2008 presidential campaign... with... err... some small changes to make it better reflect reality. Personally I like this better than Shepard Fairey's poster, but perhaps I'm biased.

Gallery Notes: Close observers of this work will note the recurrent theme of "bullshit," which plays the role of a subtle leitmotif in this artist's depictions of Barack Obama. These early graphic works led to his later absurdist installation "The Presidential Crap Machine" which combined a converted industrial-strength snow-blower, brown-dyed snow, and continuous video loop of Obama speeches.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Obama the Vampire

Can't resist sharing this great image from Obamanati.info. Click to see the full version on their site. ...Isn't he such a nice young man? So trustworthy, honest, and inspiring!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Free Anti-Obama Posters

I now have a selection of Free Posters available for download in sizes up to 23" x 35" -- also T-Shirts for sale -- check them out at:

FizzDesigns.com

FizzDesigns.com


Monday, June 15, 2009

Here Comes Obamacare

The Horror of Obamacare Nationalized Health ServiceHere comes something new for our Congressional geniuses to screw up - only now its not just our wallets on the line, its our lives. Yipee!

Why is it that I suspect any "hard decisions" made about American's health care will be the ones that are hard for people who need treatment, not hard for trial lawyers, unions or other special interest groups? These "hard decisions" will certainly include more government insolvency, and more taxes.

More inventive Obamacare posters can be seen here, and here, and here.

Friday, June 12, 2009

"Fraudsters Eye Huge Stimulus Pie"

Pelosi Reid Barack Murtha Eyeing Pork PieWell, I guess this is news to some people, today it was reported that "Fraudsters Eye Huge Stimulus Pie".

How long before they haul Jack Murtha in?

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Obama Wags Finger at Naughty, Naughty Congress

Today an enraged Barack Obama repeatedly wagged his finger at Congressional leaders, taxing them with being "naughty, naughty congressmen" and demanding that they cease their free-spending ways. "Naughty, naughty Congress," said Obama, "you must stop running up deficits of the people's money. ...Where did you EVER get the idea?" In a later news conference, Obama repeated the theme, stating "I am SHOCKED, SHOCKED, to find deficit spending going on here."

Central to the administration's plan for dealing with the newly-discovered problem is a white-magic spell pronounced "Pay-go". According to administration economist Ijust Maekitup, "The phrase Paygo repeated at regular intervals will save-or-create over 5 trillion dollars of deficit savings over the coming four years." In response to a reporter's timid inquiry as to how the five trillion dollar estimate was derived, Maekitup explained "Our numbers estimate one trillion dollars of savings for each letter in the magic phrase, so Paygo with five letters gives you five trillion," adding that "If more savings are required we might consider going to a longer phrase, such as Abracadabra."

News services plan to adopt this new Obama The Deficit Cutter theme for their lead stories in the coming days. Said one prominent editor, "We were planning a weekend puff piece on the theme, Michelle Obama is Elegant & Cultured, Not Crass, Resentful & Nasty-Looking, but now it will be replaced by Obama The Deficit Cutter, which is clearly more believable."

(courtesy of Parody News Service)

Background: here and here. Thank you, Drudge Report!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The ObamaCard with Unlimited Deficit Spending

Unlimited Deficits with Barack's New Obamacard
Does he think he won a free shopping spree? Doubling the national debt in a few years and throwing some pixie-dust about how it will all go magically away? This is the "spend your way out of debt" method, used by bankrupts the world over.

One reason political hacks like Obama and Congress spend so much is that its all on YOUR dime. The difference is that if it were your college-age child doing this on your credit card you'd know how to stop it.

Several alternative versions of this design are at: http://shop.cafepress.com/wreckovery.

Bullcrapper Obama

Obama the BullcrapperReally now, has a more pathological Liar ever greased their way into the presidency? The endless barrow-loads of sweet-scented horse crap seem to distract many from attempts to convert the US into a banana republic on the old South American model.

Originally this design began as an image spouting the word LIES in various typefaces, but somehow that just didn't express my true feelings on the topic. (Artsy types are a sensitive lot.) You can see some of the other versions on my t-shirts at http://shop.cafepress.com/wreckovery.

The Obama Wreckovery


Webster's dictionary defines "wreckovery" as what Democrats are really saying when you think they are using the word "recovery". Thanks to the policy of Mr. Lying-Butt Obama and his minions, we can be assured that the American economy is well on the way to a full wreckovery.

My first version of this image was created for a logo contest on Michelle Malkin's website. You can view other entertaining logos that people came up with here and here.

This design is a redo of the porkulus "recovery" program logo which your tax dollars probably paid $X million to create (...in an effort to convince you that your tax dollars are being wisely spent). ...In contrast, the official WRECKOVERY logo shown above cost no tax dollars to produce! It did not contribute to the national debt!

This logo is available as a T-Shirt on Cafepress, FizzDesigns.com/tshirts
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