Thursday, August 4, 2016

Donald Trump is like the Titanic: No Enough Lifeboats

New Poster Graphic and T-shirts:

Donald Trump is like the Titanic -- There won't be enough lifeboats to save most of us!


Free posters downloads and T-shirts for sale HERE.




Cruz Slays the Trump Medusa?

New Graphic:
Ted Cruz slays the Trump Medusa
(from the statue in Florence by Cellini).

Scene: The Republican Convention, 2016: 
While crowds of quislings fawned and purred, Ted Cruz stood almost alone, against TRUMP's SMEARS, LIES, and MANIFEST UNFITNESS FOR OFFICE -- With courage, Legend teaches that the Medusa can be slain...

Whatever Ted Cruz's flaws, as Abraham Lincoln said of another, 
"I can't spare this man; He fights." 

We should all be grateful the Republican party still contains men such as Cruz, who contrast with its Trump-fawning Quislings..



Trump 2016 - America going to the Gutter

Trump 2016 - America Going Down 
Will the malignant, sociopathic fraud Donald Trump become the end of America as our founders saw it? Is America to be just another Bananna Republic on the pages of History?

 ...Your votes will determine. Choose with wisdom. 


Larger size image and Free downloads, T-Shirts for sale, HERE.

 


The Trump Klan Purges America

New Trump Graphic (from some old Klu Klux Klan propoganda) ... amazing how well it fits him... there must be some inner spiritual connection!

Trump's Deluded celebrate an election-day victory ! 
A Triumph over America's Principles by a soulless, lying Thug! Hurrah! 
A victory over Liberty, Honesty, and Democracy! 
Mobs Rule! 
Especially mindless, brutal mobs, who fawningly worship some lying "savior"... those are the best guardians of our freedoms.
Good job, deluded ones!

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Friday, January 20, 2012

Mickey Mouse President Plans Mickey Mouse Economy



America's Mickey-Mouse President Barack Obama today visited Disneyland to laud its cartoon characters as a model for the country's future economic growth. "All those people without jobs, especially those from the oil and gas industries, should stop grousing and instead don funny looking hats and costumes and parade in the streets," Obama said, "The goofy costumes and cut-up antics will attract rich foreigners to the country to take their pictures with Japanese digital cameras, and hey they might even tip them a couple extra bucks for really goofy shots, which will, combined with the food stamps we are handing out at a record rate, help build America's future as a respected world leader."


Obama also used the visit to consult with his top economic advisors, Mickey and Minnie Mouse.



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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

House Votes Obama Praise for Osama Kill, Suggests Air-Dropping President over Kandahar to Aid in Fight Against Taliban

In a rare move, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives today voted an official commendation to "Rambo Obama" for his elimination of noted terrorist Osama Bin-Ladin "by blowing half his face off, and without recourse to any politically incorrect techniques such as waterboarding." The resolution goes on to praise Obama's "fierce warrior ways and far-seeing vision" and includes a special emergency defense appropriation in the amount of $1 million to be used to airdrop "our fierce warrior President over Kandahar, Afghanistan at the earliest possible opportunity."

Responding to budgetary concerns, the bill's sponsors noted that $1 million is "far below the cost to taxpayers of the average Obama family vacation, even when its just Michelle and her friends" and added that "if necessary we can airdrop her over Kandahar as well," leading to further savings. "By airdropping the President, his wife, her mouth and her Gorgon-like visage into Kandahar, we strike an immediate blow against the Taliban, and also free up several Navy Seal teams for urgent tasks elsewhere."

At a recent fund-raising event, handlers explained that the President was too busy pan-handling fat-cats and bragging about Osama's demise to issue a response on the newly-passed bill. Asked upon boarding if he was aware of Air Force One's next destination, Obama replied only that he "thought we were headed to some sort of talk show, or rapper event". The current wereabouts of Air Force One are not known at this time.

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Friday, July 16, 2010

Obama the Post Turtle & Hope-Nosis

Can't resist sharing these two great Obama graphics:
(Click through preview to visit the original full-scall images):

Obama The Post Turtle:


Hope-Nosis:


KUDOS to their gifted creators!